Monday 15 September 2014

Political Partys

I think that the Civilian  Party have ridiculous policies such as

  • Remove the monarchy and become an independent banana republic
  • Ice cream.
  • Alleviate poverty amongst children by giving every poverty-stricken child a llama as a means to a basic income.
What does it take to make a political party

  1. An acceptable party name (and any abbreviation).
  2. Satisfactory evidence of at least 500 eligible members.
  3. Statutory declarations from its party secretary concerning membership, intention to contest general elections and advising of any component parties.
  4. Party membership rules showing what is required for current financial membership, and candidate selection rules which provide for the democratic involvement of members in the process.
  5. An auditor (or person who has agreed to be auditor when the party is registered).
  6. A party secretary with a postal address and contact details.
  7. Either the secretary, or a sitting MP who is a current financial member of the party, to make the application.
  8. $500 application fee.
My own party
Name: Gamer Party

HEALTH
free checkups to anyone who has 10 k.d on fps games

EDUCATION
M.L.G classes in schools.
PC building in schools.

DEFENCE
Use the DELTA-6 and the Oculus Rift as training simulators

BUSINESS
Allow gamers to setup clan/crew headquarters in buildings

ELDERLY
Make more free and advanced classes for technology towards anyone over 60

ENVIRONMENT
Could not come up with one

Other policies
teach valve how to count to 3

1 comment:

  1. Hi Hamish great blog post, I think most of your policies are great but I think the Delta and oculus wouldn't work because the police have less lower guns and they would feel different. I think the Elderly policy was a great Idea because as people get older and need help with technology.

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